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Aging Joke: Wheres my paper

Added on Thursday, January 22nd 2009 at 08:40:58 PM

The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

Ma'am, said the employee, today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday.

There was quite a pause on the other end of the Phone, followed by a ray of recognition.

'I'll bet that's why no one was in church today too.'

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